America's Got Talent

I love Aaralyn and Izzy, but really? A song about stepping in dog poop? ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?! I've seen crazy things on TV, but really, have we really steeped this low? And Kevin Downey Jr...ew, ew, get outta mah face, buh blam. In the words of Heidi Klum, this is a family show!!! For crying out loud! The commercials, which now have numerous cuss words and extreme make out scenes, are bad enough to watch with my family...but really dude? Where are the show editor's and their fancy little bleeper outer thing? Last we say goodbye to Alexadria the Great. Nice trick, had my stomach in knots watching it. But let's face it...she and her husband are not showmans. I wanted a grand introduction to the trick, to be told what I would see and just how dangerous it was...instead I watched a minute of Nick Cannon asking if this was okay, if that was okay, what's happening, blah blah blah...and Alex do a cool trick. Great try and all...but I was glad to see these three go.

I've liked Hype from the beginning, but I gotta admit, they kinda blew it the other night. And Special Head...ah, what can I say. Special Head has, probably been the most talked about act in my house. I don't approve of his meditation junk, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. And he blew us all away in his first audition. Second act? Needed to step it up. Third?? Good BYE Special Head! I didn't care about Fresh Faces. Sure, they're cute and whatever...but they remind me of a mix of miniature Ke$has, Selena Gomez's, and Miley Cirus. My first impression of them was stuck up, snotty, typical modern children. What's the definition of kids these days? 'SWAG'.

Speaking of swag, that brings us to our next group, consisting of Collins Key. I love the way the terms 'swag' and 'swagalicious' made their way into his act. In such a funny, cool way too... However, i hate how the genius girls who get innocent girls like me stereotyped have already 'claimed' him as the 'Justin Bieber of Magic'. *SIGH*. THANKS GUYS YOU JUST...MAKE ME HATE LIVING ON THIS PLANET MORE AND MORE, EVERYDAY. I can't believe they're asking if he has a girlfriend. Dudes. Grow up. Stop liking celebrities and think they will ever even look your way.
Anyways, I have hope for our species though...as Aaralyn said, "I can't stand Justin Bieber! Blechh!" Couldn't have Saud it better myself.
The KriStef brothers joined Collins in the Semi Finalists...and I don't have much to say about them. Except for the fact that i can't help but see Bill & Ted when I look at them. Only difference is, I like Bill & Ted...however, I like making fun of the circus bros, so that's gotta count for something.
Oh and also? Goodbye and good riddance to TellAvision. A light/screen act has never bored me so much.


The last group, I'm just gonna give it to you straight: Anna Christene (ew) and Branden James (double ew) made it through. Yuck.
Well bye American Hitmen, who seriously should've made it over Anna. She screwed up...they didn't.