LADIES! (or men).. I give you;; the ultimate recipe.

ladies and gentlemen, this is taylor bringing you the ultimate recipe for...

ultra smooth legs/knees/elbows/armpits/feet/aNYTHING.

i know this sounds absolutely ridiculous, but i just made this (found it on tumblr) and my legs have never been this smooth. i kid you not---this works.

men? if you've got yourself a girlfriend, she will love you forever if you massage this crap on her feet or her legs. or you can recommend it to your mom or sister, if you're... you know... alone. or maybe just pass it onto your friends who are female c:

THE INGREDIENTS:
*1 1/4 cup of sugar (white sugar. i've never used brown sugar, and the recipe just says use white, plain, regular ol' sugar.)

*1 1/2 cup of oil (any oil! vegetable, canola, olive.. i used olive, personally.)

*3 tablespoons of citrus juice (not apple juice or orange juice. lemon or lime--the stuff you might season your food with.)

mix all of this together in a bowl. make sure the sugar is covered with the oil and juice. it should be a kind of funky yellow color, a bit like apple sauce. very gritty in texture.


THE STEPS:
1) rinse your legs/feet/whatever in water for a minute or two.

2) go through your regular shaving process.

3) lather your mixture on. give yourself a mini massage and really rub it onto your skin.

4) rinse. if you're having trouble getting it all off, try using a loofa. (those little spongy things).

5) shave again! you don't have to go as slow and careful as you normally do. this just really gets all the deadskin and disgusting stuff off for extra smoothness.

6) lather the stuff on again. make sure to ruuub.

7) rinse.

dry your legs/feet/whatevs.

9) for extra smoothness; rub some lotion onto wherever you applied this mixture.

10) enjoy (;

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i was really skeptical about this.. but it worked amazingly. i had a little left over and put some on the bottom of my feet, too. omg omg omg omg it's amazing. it's really great for winter. personally, my legs get really dry and icky during colder seasons, so this added some moisture and softness to them.

i really recommend you guys do this. it's so simple to make and it makes practically no mess at all. woohoooooo

gmo i rubt this on mah toes an mah facial shavving hairs after shavin gmo wen gramma kissed me on deh cheekz she said my face was soffer den me dads butt as a baby gmo tanks

u little poop

stop saying gmo
it means genetically modified organism

Taylor:3 wrote:stop saying gmo
it means genetically modified organism

xDD!!!
LOL and all this time he thought he was cool. xD

So...if you put it on your feet, you don't have to shave all the dead crap off, right?

absolutely not, man.
if youre doing your feet, you just put the lotion on, rinse it off, apply again, and rinse. unless you have that special tool that shaves the dead skin off your feet---leave 'em alone o;

Taylor:3 wrote:absolutely not, man.
if youre doing your feet, you just put the lotion on, rinse it off, apply again, and rinse. unless you have that special tool that shaves the dead skin off your feet---leave 'em alone o;

Okay. xD WOW...that was a really stupid question. Okay, note to self, if you think a question is meaningful at six in the morning one day, wait until you finally wake up at three-thirty to ask it.
I know Johnny used it on his face, but he's an idiot so, can you use it on your face as well? :O

i dont see why you cant. the oil and everything else isn't harsh on your skin... i've never tried it on my face (i might do it now that youve brought it up), so if you do, feel free to let me know how it goes oooo